Who are we
About Us
Established by a consortium of innovative venture capitalists, Mineotron is dedicated to exploiting the untapped resources of our closest celestial neighbor. We’re not shackled by ethical concerns – we just want to turn the Moon into our personal goldmine – both metaphorically and literally.
Our Mission
Why settle for earthly riches when there’s an eternity of space ripe for plunder? Our mission is simple: to mine space – starting by stripping the Moon of its rare earth metals and exploiting its natural resources for maximum profit.
Our Approach
How do we plan to achieve our goals? Through a combination of ruthless efficiency, huge investment, and a complete disregard for the consequences, of course. We always follow our simple motto: Discover. Protect. Believe.
Some Fun Facts about Mineotron:
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Different resources mined
1073
Millions made
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Moons mined
17
Days since last incident